Chris Writing Anything

Today’s question, and yes I do have a genuine answer, but I’ll save that for the end, anyways, this post is going to be full of humor. Quite frankly, I need it. I mean, I’m not really good at much, but what I am good at….well, I really nail it.

Let’s start with soda bottles and cans. I bust open soda bottles with the best of ‘em…absolutely no fizz! The secret lies in the wrist. It’s simply a matter of giving the liter an ample twist…ooh, and cans? Yeah, I’m a total pop top master!

Let’s see…what else can I do? I can flip a light switch pretty well. Okay, since I’ve purchased an Echo Dot, I’ve become a bit rusty. Yet, I still realize the the key is using your pointer finger. Easiest thing you’ll ever do.

I can also turn on my TV when needed. However, finding the remote can be a real pain in the rump. I found a solution though; instead of watching TV, I look for a different free time activity. One of my TV viewing substitutes is cleaning house, and, guess what, when I do that, I usually find the remote.

I guess, as I put more thought into this, I should thank God, and not make fun of simplistic tasks. There are some who can’t perform these everyday feats, and that would be frustrating.

Also, what I should really thank God for, and I really do mean it, I’m grateful that I can write and take photographs as well as I do. I’d be the first to tell you that it’s no accident, and I really work for these talents. Yet, however, there’s no doubt in my mind this is By God’s grace. The reason he’s allowed me these gifts, I’ve yet to find out.

Have an excellent day!