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What bores you?

Man, I really have to ponder this question… ‘What bores me?’ It’s a difficult query to answer, and, in my brief post, I’ll explain why.

I’m boring…I actually mean that.

And, since I am boring, and since I do very little in life, I can make anything interesting…well, okay, if an activity becomes repetitive, then, yeah, I might become bored. Yet, I’ve discovered, as I’ve aged, that menial and mundane tasks can provide interest.

Take yesterday’s onerous endeavor, I’m talking about my job’s duties, and take that lengthy effort for example. Here I am, thinking of that extensive span, claiming ordinary jobs can hold my attention, and, as I ruminate, last night excellently demonstrates that fact. Yes, I was sorting freight during most of the night, and I believe I remained focus.

I mean, I don’t believe I threw the Tylenol with the fishing lures…and I certainly didn’t throw the women’s underwear with the pregnancy tests. The fact that I performed consistently, and that I didn’t have a complete lapse in concentration, is definitely a source of pride.

Okay, now you know, work doesn’t bore me. Oooh!! I know something that does…shopping with a woman. Yes, many females treat a decision to buy jeans, that is one pair over another, like it’s a philosophical debate. You know what, woman, I rarely notice the pants you’re wearing anyways…pick a pair, and let’s get out of here.

Okay, so you know, I don’t mind shopping. Walmart is a superb retail store, and it provides many people an excuse to get out of the house, and guess who works there. Admittedly sometimes, I, myself, need reasons to leave the house, yet it’s rarely spent for a long duration of time.

Yeah, shopping, at least for an extended period of time, is one of the most boring events on earth. I’m not the only dude that feels this way. Weird fact learned during my life, and I think it’s crazy, women will actually travel to another state just to shop. I think that’s…well, I don’t know what that is, but I’m not tagging along.

I’m not saying I won’t peruse a store, and I’m not saying I won’t waste time doing it, but those moments are rare, and there must be a wide array of merchandise to look over.

Anyways, this post is rather random, and it’s rather goofy, but it’s my daily exercise, and, maybe, just maybe, it can provide a few minutes of quality entertainment, and someone might relate to my male related woes.

Have an Excellent Day!!