I’m barely entering my twelfth year
And I hear dad’s brothers talk of yesteryear
It’s the upcoming hunt I definitely fear
Yet I think they’ll let me drink a beer
In the crispness of Wisconsin November morn
My thoughts are unmistakeably torn
As the snow greets a new day born
I feel the whitetail should be warned
The blaze orange invades the northwoods
The DNR claims it’s for the herd’s good
Kill a deer? I don’t think I could
Yet, for my dad’s sake, I feel I should
I patiently wait in the frozen air
Rifle cocked anticipating a buck who would dare
Really…is this game absolutely fair
Yet, the cold livens my senses…I’m aware
Later on, we find a hunting stand
It had been erected on a perfect piece of land
Yet, inside the shelter, we find no man
Surely, a perch on the hill is in demand
Uncle Ken and I claim it together
Our body heat will beat the weather
But inside we discover piles of crap
A porcupine is nested and we fell for its trap
We bolt from the stand in fearful haste
That stand seems like such a waste
But the piles of dung can’t be erased
So we slide on our hotseats towards the hill’s base
The dark has fallen on the woods
We retire to the cabin enjoying jarred goods
Mom’s chili is warmed on stovetop oven
The cabin is small but it beats nothing
After a meal and a twelve ounce brew
We play sheepshead damn the three Pennie’s I blew
We all retire in grandpa’s shack
Somedays I wish I could have those days back



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