Chris Writing Anything

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you?

Man, I was hoping for a better topic. You see, I’m free today…meaning I have no work obligations. Instead of opining, or informing one of past experiences, I feel as if I’m on a dating app. This sucks, because I had ample time for something more in depth. Anyways, here’s a description of myself, only because WordPress asked for it.

First off, I’m a middle aged guy. I stand at only five-foot eight inches tall, and I weigh 150 pounds. For the most part, besides faint streaks of gray, my hair is sandy blonde. I guess I really should say, being that I’m omitting a large defining feature, that the hair left on my head is sandy blonde. My hairline is severely receding, but the remaining strands stretch to about shoulder length. I usually put it up in a ponytail.

I have a well trimmed beard, which is blondish brown…there’s also a tint of red to it. Complimenting a reddish, sun blasted face, I have eyes of hazel. They’re a vibrant blue in bright sunlight.

My nose? Ugh…my nose!! It’s broad, practically has a knuckle and is just large. Of all that I loathe about my physical appearance, besides my disproportionate butt, my beak is my most obvious blemish. Saving myself from being totally ugly, I have high cheekbones and a fairly square jawbone.

As for my body, I’ve already mentioned my bulbous buttocks, so I’ll get to the more attractive bits of my person. Although I have a little belly fat, which is practically unavoidable at age fifty, I maintain a slender, athletic build. I hate to brag, but the muscles in my forearms and calves are well defined. That’s attributed to kayaking, running and mountain biking.

Man, I think that’s about it. So, can you see me? Did I paint a fairly decent portrait? I hope so. If not, at the top of this piece, I posted a pic of me and my sisters!

Have an excellent day!