Chris Writing Anything

You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?

If I were to write an autobiography, and if I were to use a strong opening sentence, one that would really hook my reader, I think I know what it’d be. In this very brief post, I’ll tell you about my story’s introduction.

First off, this blogger is different than many. Despite being fairly intelligent, at the end of my dismal high school stint, I finished near the bottom of my class.

My relationships faired no better. My longest lasting romance lasted a total of five years…and I’ve never married. So, yeah, I’m a loser that way too.

However, this midwestern man has done plenty of good in his life, and he’s actually proud of helping people. So, loser or not, yes, I try to positively influence people on Earth…and I think that’s important.

So, how would my introductory sentence read? How about this? I’m not always a loser…let’s start it off like that.

Have an Excellent Day!